Friday, May 30, 2008

SCIENCE FRIDAY!

The New York Times:

Monkeys Think, Moving Artificial Arm as Own

By BENEDICT CAREY
Published: May 29, 2008

Two monkeys with tiny sensors in their brains have learned to control a mechanical arm with just their thoughts, using it to reach for and grab food and even to adjust for the size and stickiness of morsels when necessary, scientists reported on Wednesday.

"The reality of this is so remarkable. The potential impact, in terms of quality of life for amputees and patients with spinal cord damage, is awesome."Ron, Chicago

The report, released online by the journal Nature, is the most striking demonstration to date of brain-machine interface technology. Scientists expect that technology will eventually allow people with spinal cord injuries and other paralyzing conditions to gain more control over their lives.


The findings suggest that brain-controlled prosthetics, while not practical, are at least technically within reach.

In previous studies, researchers showed that humans who had been paralyzed for years could learn to control a cursor on a computer screen with their brain waves and that nonhuman primates could use their thoughts to move a mechanical arm, a robotic hand or a robot on a treadmill.

The new experiment goes a step further. In it, the monkeys’ brains seem to have adopted the mechanical appendage as their own, refining its movement as it interacted with real objects in real time. The monkeys had their own arms gently restrained while they learned to use the added one.

Experts not involved with the study said the findings were likely to accelerate interest in human testing, especially given the need to treat head and spinal injuries in veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan.

“This study really pulls together all the pieces from earlier work and provides a clear demonstration of what’s possible,” said Dr. William Heetderks , director of the extramural science program at the National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering. Dr. John P. Donoghue, director of the Institute of Brain Science at Brown University, said the new report was “important because it’s the most comprehensive study showing how an animal interacts with complex objects, using only brain activity.”

The researchers, from the University of Pittsburgh and Carnegie Mellon University, used monkeys partly because of their anatomical similarities to humans and partly because they are quick learners.

In the experiment, two macaques first used a joystick to gain a feel for the arm, which had shoulder joints, an elbow and a grasping claw with two mechanical fingers.
Then, just beneath the monkeys’ skulls, the scientists implanted a grid about the size of a large freckle. It sat on the motor cortex, over a patch of cells known to signal arm and hand movements. The grid held 100 tiny electrodes, each connecting to a single neuron, its wires running out of the brain and to a computer.

The computer was programmed to analyze the collective firing of these 100 motor neurons, translate that sum into an electronic command and send it instantaneously to the arm, which was mounted flush with the left shoulder.

The scientists used the computer to help the monkeys move the arm at first, essentially teaching them with biofeedback.

After several days, the monkeys needed no help. They sat stationary in a chair, repeatedly manipulating the arm with their brain to reach out and grab grapes, marshmallows and other nuggets dangled in front of them. The snacks reached the mouths about two-thirds of the time — an impressive rate, compared with earlier work.

The monkeys learned to hold the grip open on approaching the food, close it just enough to hold the food and gradually loosen the grip when feeding.

On several occasions, a monkey kept its claw open on the way back, with the food stuck to one finger. At other times, a monkey moved the arm to lick the fingers clean or to push a bit of food into its mouth while ignoring a newly presented morsel.

The animals were apparently freelancing, discovering new uses for the arm, showing “displays of embodiment that would never be seen in a virtual environment,” the researchers wrote.
“In the real world, things don’t work as expected,” said the senior author of the paper, Dr. Andrew Schwartz, a professor of neurobiology at the University of Pittsburgh. “The marshmallow sticks to your hand or the food slips, and you can’t program a computer to anticipate all of that.

“But the monkeys’ brains adjusted. They were licking the marshmallow off the prosthetic gripper, pushing food into their mouth, as if it were their own hand.”

The co-authors were Meel Velliste, Sagi Perel, M. Chance Spalding and Andrew Whitford.
Scientists have to clear several hurdles before this technology becomes practical, experts said. Implantable electrode grids do not generally last more than a period of months, for reasons that remain unclear.

The equipment to read and transmit the signal can be cumbersome and in need of continual monitoring and recalibrating. And no one has yet demonstrated a workable wireless system that would eliminate the need for connections through the scalp.

Yet Dr. Schwartz’s team, Dr. Donoghue’s group and others are working on all of the problems, and the two macaques’ rapid learning curve in taking ownership of a foreign limb gives scientists confidence that the main obstacles are technical and, thus, negotiable.

In an editorial accompanying the Nature study, Dr. John F. Kalaska, a neuroscientist at the University of Montreal, argued that after such bugs had been worked out, scientists might even discover areas of the cortex that allow more intimate, subtle control of prosthetic devices.
Such systems, Dr. Kalaska wrote, “would allow patients with severe motor deficits to interact and communicate with the world not only by the moment-to-moment control of the motion of robotic devices, but also in a more natural and intuitive manner that reflects their overall goals, needs and preferences.”
*for a cool video demonstration, visit the link to the article on the NYTimes site: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/29/science/29brain.html?scp=1&sq=monkeys+think&st=nyt
HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Honey Packet Update

Rumor:

Honey fights spice. CONFIRMED

Rumor:

It's delicious. CONFIRMED

Rumor:

Aids in escape from Egyptian Jail. WAITING ON CONFIRMATION FROM SPECIAL AGENT TAMI. FULL REPORT EXPECTED AT KICKBALL GAME TONIGHT

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

In the vein of epic...

I present to you...

Epic Failure!

(http://mediaeater.tumblr.com/)

and...

The Evil Knievel of the sea!

(http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/05/21/von.japan.flying.fish.ap)

(*Recommended listening: Hockey)

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The Epic Sleep


You all have been through it. Those nights that you stay out way too late; the following work day that is a hellishly exhausting trudge.


I had one of those recently. Nothing to add to the Monday morning blues like a slice of fatigue and a hot cup of want-to-kill-yourself. I actually managed to sneak a small nap in, and achieved total deep sleep REM within 5 minutes, only to wake myself 5 minutes after that, thinking I was still at home in my bed and incredibly late for work, instead of curled up in my work clothes on the boss's couch.


To get through the day, I started planning the epic sleep that I was going to have that night. Here's my killer recipe:



1. Must be appropriately exhausted, but not in pain. If you have a headache... well... stop it!


2. Must not succumb to sleep in the first hour you are home after work - wait for it...


3. Must have a full, hearty meal. Namely, chicken scallopini as prepared by Vinnie Singh.


4. Must play at least one, preferably two rounds of mario kart wii. This step is crucial. If you are not in possession of a wii, you are obviously not as cool as I am.


5. Must have 1-2 beers*, well spaced, finished 20 minutes prior to entering bed chamber.

*(Can substitute one glass of red wine)


6. Must unwind with one episode of intellectually numbing material. Grey's Anatomy is perfect.


7. Must evacuate your person (yep, poop and pee,) before entering bed chamber. You don't want your epic sleep to be interrupted by annoying urges.


8. Uh, get clean.


9. Must engage in last-minute, brief, physically satisfying activity. No, I will not elaborate.


10. Must adjust soothing music playlist to appropriate level.



I must say, it was glorious.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Takes One to Know One?


Okay.


Recognizing bad writing does not a good writer make. Not automatically at least. Sigh. Let me explain...


Recently, we received a book proposal from someone whose job it is to find and develop material. You would think that because John Doe spends a lot of his time discerning between good and bad scripts/stories/etc, that he would be well-equipped to write something decent himself.


You would think.


Instead, it looked like someone had eaten pages from the book "The DaVinci Code," and the script "The Skulls," and proceeded to vomit it onto a word document.


That's not to say that someone who recognizes bad writing won't be a good writer. If you can recognize bad writing, that's a really strong start. I was just a little surprised at how incredibly off the mark someone with good taste can be when it comes to their own material.


It reminds me of those really annoying logic problems from 4th grade math: "If --> Then" statements, and all that crap.


IF (you are a good writer) --> THEN (you recognize bad writing) = LIKELY?


IF (you recognize bad writing) --> THEN (you are a good writer) = FALSE!


Ahhhhhh... I guess that's where he got messed up.



Wednesday, May 7, 2008

For the whiskey lovers...


Personally, I can't handle whiskey anymore in anything but a mint julep (preferably served in a jar,) but I found this tidbit of history interesting:




(For a good mint julep and some fried pickles: "South" on Wilshire in Santa Monica - go early to beat the rush.)

Monday, May 5, 2008

The Amazing Multiple Uses of Honey Packets!

The other day, a friend and I got into a conversation about spicy food, which led to a discussion of how to beat the hotness. Rice and milk are tried and true, but more recently, I've heard that honey is an excellent neutralizer. Then we started talking about how honey can be used to beat overly-spicy-food-torture should you be kidnapped and thrown in a secret Egyptian prison. This got me thinking...

I am happy to present to you:

TOP TEN UNUSUAL USES FOR HONEY PACKETS!

1. (As discussed) Can be used to mitigate the painful effects of spicy-food-torture in an Egyptian jail.

2. Can be used as a weapon when squeezed (or oozed) into enemy's eye. Try getting that shit out.

3. When applied to the end of a long stick, can be used to pick up items such as leaves, gum wrappers, or keys dropped by a clumsy Egyptian prison guard.

4. Bear-distracter.

5. Should you be chased by a guard upon your escape from Egyptian jail, leaving a trail of honey can confuse and/or slow down pursuer. Nobody likes sticky shoes.

6. Can be consumed for nutrition should you be starved in captivity.

7. Impromptu hair gel. Just don't stay out in the sun too long.

8. Can be used to bribe Egyptian security guards for cigarettes or girly magazines. Or playgirl, if you're into that.

9. When placed atop a prison window sill, the honey will attract bees. Maybe even wasps. Once the bees get stuck in the layer of honey, you can collect their stingers to throw at the guards the next time they bring in a plate of overly-spicy food. Aim for the eyes. This will aid your escape.

10. Peace offering in the American South. It goes really well with fried everything.

So the next time you're at your local KFC, don't forget to pocket a few extra honey packets. You never know... it just may save your life!

(This segment was brought to you by "A Wholly Productive Use of My Time.")